Ive never heard any of these except for muffer maybe. Cold Lunch: 1. Made out of bread. People sometimes further intensify the sentiment of LMAO but adding strings of Os at the end of the abbreviation, e.g., LMAOOOOO. One distinction held by dirty Sprite is that it may include benzodiazepines or benzos like Xanax. Im a Lesbian and I Want to Hate-Fuck These 9 Men So Hard Their Kindergarten Teachers Forget Their Own Names, Autism Is Not a Trend, but There Are Problems With How Its Discussed Online, The Sounds of Gen-Z: Five Queer R&B Artists That Blend Sultry with Sweet. Distinctively, squalid implies sordidness as well as baseness and dirtiness. It didnt say anything about what kind of partner she wanted. nasty applies to what is actually foul or is repugnant to one expecting freshness, cleanliness, or sweetness. To which you will respond: "Ligma balls!". MUST BE FATE! The word is derived from the last name of a certain pop singer named Justin. (Mainly because it is more dangerous than gross? In its current form, Urban Dictionary is a cauldron of explanatory excess and raw prejudice. The Urban Dictionary guide to sex: mopeds, porb and awkward arms Short for virgin, this word is the perfect insult for high school kids who pretend like they have the life experience to use it. He is such a doggyknobber!". Kristie Wells (@kristiewells) March 18, 2007, just saw the justin bieber mtv movie awards commercial! Next time someone insults you, be prepared to retaliate. MISSIONARY WORK: An attempt by a gay man or lesbian to seduce a straight person of the same sex. Saint Known as "Justin Martyr." 20. (hint: She might want to wear a biking helmet and some rollerblading wrist guards to avoid serious injury.) I believe there is a great need in this country for the missionary work detailed in this article. haha. Use it in a sentence: My favorite part of The Landshark is hearing the iconic theme composed by John Williams. Please believe me when I say that there is likely nothing grosser than what you are about to read. i got quite a surprise when i googled it one day, it all made sense :P, kiki also refers to when two drag queens get together and have sex. Before we embark on this carefully curated collection of def.s and GIFs together, Id like to remind you that some of these acts may not be safe for you to try at home. I lOve and identify with it!!! the shiverscan be used when its cold outside. I just cant. So allow me to reword this. It just wouldnt feel right. Use it in a sentence: "My dickass husband won't run to the store to buy me more cigarettes and wine coolers. 16. Do I have to be nice?And How do guys and gays talk? For me, there are a master john goodfellow, gentleman usher, the staff of life, the Cyprian scepter, and the maypole, among many others. Learn a new word every day. that will help our users expand their word mastery. Don't be such a Bieber.". What a mediocrement.". MAKE SCISSORS OF SOMEONE: To masturbate a woman by simultaneously rubbing her clitoris with the thumb and her anus with the forefinger. The 1909 book Passing English of the Victorian Era: A Dictionary of Heterodox English Slang and Phrase captured some great phrases: For instance, they called sausages bags o mystery., Cop a mouse was a Victorian-era phrase that meant get a black eye. As Passing English explains, Cop in this sense is to catch or suffer, while the colour of the obligation at its worst suggests the colour and size of the innocent animal named., Dont sell me a dog was a fancy way of saying Dont lie to me., A door-knocker was a type of beard, shaved leaving hair under the chin, and upon each side of the mouth forming with moustache something like a door-knocker., A gigglemug referred to a person who was always smiling., A nose bagger is someone who takes a day trip to the beach. We may earn a commission from links on this page. I guess I need to change my occupation to dishonorably discharged , Oh my God. To be deepthroated so hard you regurgitate on your partners penis and continue sucking., 4. These examples are programmatically compiled from various online sources to illustrate current usage of the word 'squalid.' Note that this thesaurus is not in any way affiliated with Urban Dictionary. I love when Autostraddle articles sync up with things going on around me. Its confusing but I have a source to verify this information which is an episode from rupauls drag race from the most recent season. Special thanks to the contributors of the open-source code that was used in this project: @krisk, @HubSpot, and @mongodb. Categories . When given some predetermined signal, the guy sprints toward the girl at full speed with his pelvis-out, fin protruding, and rams her dead square in the ass. [Again, this could be done by partners of any gender combination, but apparently Urban Dictionary has not yet heard of strap-ons; As a gay man, I also think (and this is just my opinion) that this is something gay couples are more likely to do than straight couples because dudes are gross and also sometimes we do hilarious shit in bed. but I love the word and plan to use it in my (daily) life. Maybe this week. Once you get one the calling can seize forever! Its commonly referenced in hip-hop culture. Because Mixology was canceled. The term appears in a medieval novel, describing a plant used in China for this purpose. Oh my lord youve brightened up my night. In Alabama, you see, good old redneck boys, when bored, would fuck pig troughs or large, wet piles of mud. I tried to add extra oomph to it. Similar to expressions like work ones ass off or laugh ones head off, the phrase to laugh ones ass off conveys intensity and extremityspecifically in LMAOs case, of tremendous hilarity. No wonder they had to come up with a weird slang term for that. 2010 The Thought & Expression Company, Inc. The official Urban Dictionary API is used to show the hover-definitions. If something or someone was not up to dick, it was not healthy. awkward arm. 1. She has published three web humor books and six calendars, including You Had One Job! To learn more, see the privacy policy. At first, a mediocrement sounds like a compliment, but then the double meaning kicks in and you realize you just got dissed. Love you guys. Oh gods please let my date on Saturday night go well, If shes too much of a molly dyke Ill end up with another dishonourable discharge. Jenny as in Mia Kirshner ? 14 Funny Insults Found in the Urban Dictionary - LiveAbout Generally used in reference to two lesbians engaging in sex, or dancing, etc. DIRTY URBAN DICTIONARY CHALLENGE - YouTube